Behold, the ultimate Thanksgiving centerpiece: a turkey stuffed with a duck that’s stuffed with a chicken, seasoned with authentic Cajun spices and your pick of crawfish & shrimp Étouffée or sausage & cornbread stuffing. Get this poultry trifecta of amazingness shipped to your doorstep and take your feast up a notch. All hail The Three-Bird Roast!
…and if you really wanna pig out? We have found a Turporken (pork instead of duck) that totally has your name on it. Sharing is optional.